All along that ditch, broken trees are in thick leaf, because even when a tree is as broken as this...

...it can still make leaves and flowers. Here are the flowers of the broken tree photographed above:

And here, some fairy glamour from the meadow...


Just a quicky today:
The Shadows One Walks is now at 10,375 words. So far--LOVE!
A Time Never Lived releases NEXT WEEK!!! Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Beyond the Gate is with Kim, awaiting an "official" edit--did I say that already?
I'm doing a Goodreads Giveaway to celebrate the release of A Time Never Lived. I'll be giving away two signed copies of Finder, and two of A Time Never Lived. If you'd like to enter to win one or both, go here for ATNL and here for Finder. Click "enter to win a copy of this book." Tell your friends! Tell your family! Tell your dog! Ok, not the dog, but the cat might be interested.
The conversation over at Heroines of Fantasy continues, if you want to put your two cents in. :)
Last--I got this snippet in my head yesterday, and it won't leave me be, so I'm putting it here because that usually works to get rid of an earworm:
Time is a tiny hand in mine, growing, and slipping away.
There now. Let's see if it works.
I've been sitting on this for a little while, mostly because it's so cool, I just can't wrap my brain around that it's REALLY HAPPENING. Even after I agreed to a contract. Even after I turned in the first 15 (er, 27 minutes) of my recording and it was accepted.
DUDES. I get to read the audiobook for Tim Pratt's amazing fantasy novel Briarpatch!
Yes, I think I need to type that again. I GET TO READ TIM PRATT'S BRIARPATCH!!!!!!!
I am so stoked beyond words about this, I don't even know what else to say! I keep expecting people to email me that they've changed their minds.
I love this book. I loved it immediately - as soon as I started reading it when it came out last year. And those of you who listen to PodCastle know I love being able to share and read stories with people. Seriously, if there is a word to describe how happy and excited I am about this, please leave it in the comments because I have NO CLUE.
I'm recording. The book is scheduled to be turned in to ACX by the end of July. (Not 100% sure when that means it'll come out).
Those of you further away from the publishing industry who want to know when I can take them on a ride in my private jet like Tony Stark and Rhodey in the first Iron Man, no, I am not quitting my dayjob, but I am doing what I can so that I'll be able to do more of this kind of thing. (I have been talking to people about other things. I am excited. They are excited.) And I hope this is the start of something awesome!
- Music:The Gaslight Anthem - American Slang
Here’s one of my pet peeves. This survey was linked from BoingBoing with the explanation that cilantro-haters have a genetic mutation that causes them to perceive the taste differently. The linked article claims, without a reference, that there is a study in identical twins showing that cilantro-hate is genetic. But the study being reported proved no such thing. It only showed that preference for or against cilantro varied by culture, which is no surprise as cilantro is an herb that has been used heavily in some cultural cuisines and not in others.
The study authors called cilantro “the most polarizing” food. I disagree that it’s polarizing. Actually, I think online cilantro-haters are a bunch of whiny assholes. Lots of people have foods they hate, and they can and do hate them passionately. Some people can’t bear the taste of onion. Some people hate the flavor of all vegetables. Some people hate coffee. Etc. Etc.
People who hate cilantro, however, are the only group that seems to think it is somehow special.
Now, it is remotely possible that there’s some chemical in cilantro that can be perceived by some people and not others, but I doubt it’s the case. People who hate cilantro say it tastes like soap or dirt, and I agree. Cilantro does taste like soap – enchantingly delicious soap. There’s is also an earthy, “dirty” taste to it. I like that, as well.
Nothing in the strength of people’s dislike for cilantro, or in the nature of their descriptions, suggests this is any different from not liking onions or garlic or coffee. Different strokes for different folks.
When we are babies, we come programmed for one basic taste: mother’s milk. As our parents introduce new foods to us, we mostly don’t like them at first. Check out a baby trying a new food for the first time. It invariably comes right back out with a highly amusing “ick” face. (Yes, I know that some babies like trying new foods.) Over time, as we’re exposed to foods again and again, the taste is gradually less off-putting until our brains finally figure out it is food and has nutrition in it. Then it crosses over from being something yucky to something delicious.
A lot of people don’t understand the process of developing a taste for a new food, and think if they hate it the first time they try it, they will always hate it. It’s just not true. This is why it’s best not to push vegetables onto little kids. It truly will make them gag and throw up if they go from zero to broccoli in one meal. But if they see it, see their parents eating it, and try it a time or two or fifteen, their brain will eventually stop objecting to the flavor.
I think most of this cilantro hate is just unfamiliarity. I can’t comment on the twin study, but I will note that separating identical twins in adoption went out of style in the 1950′s, so it’s unlikely that the twins in the study grew up in different homes, unless they are about 70. Twins probably tend to share preferences about cilantro, because, duh, same house same family.
None of this is to say that cilantro-haters, or haters of any other particular food, need to get over it. Far from it. We all have a right to our preferences. I don’t like capers! I never understood why those icky little sour things so frequently show up to spoil a perfectly nice sauce or whatever.
I just think people need to get over thinking they’re special if they don’t like cilantro. In fact, since cilantro comes from cuisines of Latin America, the Middle East, and Asia, and is gaining popularity rapidly in the U.S., the exceedingly vocal resistance to it strikes me as a little bit racist.
Originally published at So Shiny. You can comment here or there.
2) I'm reading at SF in SF tomorrow night, with Ysabeau Wilce and Erin Hoffman. Hope to see some of you there!
This will be a brief post because the wifi keeps going up and down (annoyingly, when it's down there's still signal but no data, so our phones insist on trying to use it instead of the 3G).
Out of yogurt at the apartment, we set out in search of breakfast. But though this is a pretty good neighborhood for restaurants, it's more of a bar-and-club sort of a place than a breakfast place, and most of those we found were just bars that had baked goods and coffee in the morning. We settled for a croissant and coffee, but I think the lack of a proper breakfast put me out of sorts for the rest of the day.
Today is our last day in Europe, at least for this trip. We spent the day preparing for the trip home, mostly, sorting through papers and packing and going to Kaufhaus Galerie to buy another bag (yes, we did buy a lot of souvenirs). Kate also browsed in bookstores and bought a scarf and a few other things. I wrote and mailed a few last postcards, but mostly just lazed around the apartment in a traveled-too-much stupor.
Had currywurst (Curry 61 at Alexanderplatz was better) and doner kebab for first and second lunch. FYI, "kebab" means meat grilled over or near flame, "shish" means skewer, and "doner" means rotating, so when we Americans call skewers "kabobs" we've got it all wrong.
Today is our 21st wedding anniversary. I got Kate a tin of mints with a VW Beetle and the words "Er lauft und lauft und lauft..." (referencing an old VW ad we'd seen at the Glass Factory, it means "it runs and runs and runs...") and a kid's book about a sheep, both of which I'd spotted in one of the shops in the Hackesche Hofe. She got me a bar of chocolate with walnuts and marzipan.
We had an early dinner at a Japanese noodle place nearby, called Makoto. The Japanese staff speaking a mix of German and Japanese made my head 'splode and Japanese phrases lying dormant in my head since 2007 come spilling out. "Eigo-de daijobu desu ka?" I said, and "toide-wa doku desu ka?" I had a Ramune, the lemon drink with the glass marble closure. Our ramen soup was really exceptionally good, and I don't think I'm just saying that because this is the first time I've had Japanese food in a month. After that we wandered through the neighborhood for a bit. I could come back to Venice, Vienna, or Prague but I think I've "done" Berlin. It's got a lot of keen stuff, but it's just very hard to navigate and there's a certain negative vibe -- might be leftover Nazi and Communist engrams or something.
Cab tomorrow at 4:30 AM for a long, long travel day. And then home!

Over a decade ago now, my friend Kap and I translated and edited a survivor's memoir of the uprising and massacre called Kwangju Diary. It's out of print now, but will soon be available again, thanks in part to the city of Kwangju itself. More news on that soon.
At the risk of tonal whiplash, here is another bit of 5/18 history. Ninety years ago today, Proust and James Joyce met for the first and only time. There are many accounts of the meeting, but here is my favorite:
"I’ve headaches every day," Joyce announced. "My eyes are terrible."
Proust replied, "My poor stomach. What am I going to do? It’s killing me. In fact, I must leave at once."
"I’m in the same situation," Joyce said. "If I can find someone to take me by the arm...Goodbye."
"Charmé," said Proust. "Oh, my stomach, my stomach."
and the occasional help from a kitten are here.

The two try to figure out what needs to be fixed . . .

Cordelia studies the color correction to the 2012 Prime Catalog
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Just a reminder to any science fiction and fantasy fans in the metro-DC area that there will be a mass booksigning at the Hyatt in Crystal City today at 5:30pm. Among those signing books:
- Adam-Troy Castro
- Myke Cole
- Gardner Dozois
- Scott Edelman
- Nancy Fulda
- Joe Haldeman
- James Patrick Kelly
- John Kessel
- Alethea Kontis
- Mary Robinette Kowal
- Jack McDevitt
- James Morrow
- Geoff Ryman
- John Scalzi
- Stanley Schmidt
- Lawrence Schoen
- Bud Sparhawk
- Rachel Swirsky
- Connie Willis
and many, many others. The signing is free and open to the public, and books will be available for purchase during the signing. So if you are in the area and are a fan of SF/F, this is a great opportunity to meet up with some of your favorite writers.
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I keep mentioning that I came to realize while I wrote my latest book, Arctic Rising, that the US Military was one of the largest investors in green technology. Why? They anticipate that having more control over your own ability to *move* gives you an upper hand in war. By helping green tech along to the point where it can become cheaper (and in some cases it already is in certain military applications) they’ve been the leading edge (let us not forget the military’s role in giving us the internet via DARPA).
However, even the military has now fallen into the middle of the culture wars, as conservatives ban it from using/helping develop alternative fuels:
On Monday, the U.S. Navy will officially announce the ships for its demonstration of the “Great Green Fleet” — an entire aircraft carrier strike group powered by biofuels and other eco-friendly energy sources. If a powerful congressional panel has its way, it could be the last time the Navy ever uses biofuels to run its ships and jets.
In its report on next year’s Pentagon budget, the House Armed Services Committee banned the Defense Department from making or buying an alternative fuel that costs more than a “traditional fossil fuel.”
Imagine that phrase wrapped around any other technology:
In its report on next year’s Pentagon budget, the House Armed Services Committee banned the Defense Department from making or buying any advanced weaponry that costs more than “traditional weaponry.”
Or:
In its report on next year’s Pentagon budget, the House Armed Services Committee banned the Defense Department from making or buying any advanced armor that costs more than “traditional armor.”
Or:
In its report on next year’s Pentagon budget, the House Armed Services Committee banned the Defense Department from making or buying any advanced fighter planes that cost more than “traditional planes.”
It’s a fairly stunning move.
Mabus and his allies countered that the Republicans were taking an overly-simplistic view of things. Of course relatively small batches of a new fuel are going to be expensive — just like the original, 5GB iPod cost $400 and held fewer songs than today’s $129 model, which holds 8 GB. That’s the nature of research and development. With development time and big enough purchases, the costs of biofuels will come down, they argued; already, the price has dropped in half since 2009.
“It’s a false choice to say that we should concentrate on more ships versus a different kind of fuel. If we don’t get a different kind of fuel, if we don’t have a secure domestic supply of energy at an affordable price… the ships and the planes may not be able to be used because we can’t get the fuel,” Mabus told the Senate Subcommittee on Water and Power in March.
What’s more, Mabus added, there’s a value in a more stable, domestic supply of fuel; every time the price of oil goes up by a dollar per barrel, it costs the Navy $31 million. “We simply buy too much fossil fuels from places that are either actually or potentially volatile, from places that may or may not have our best interests at heart,” he said. “We would never let these places build our ships, our aircraft, our ground vehicles, but we do give them a say on whether those ships steam, aircraft fly, or ground vehicles operate because we buy so much energy from them.”
A fairly stunning step backwards, as the US military was one of the few places really helping the US keep up on the advances needed in alternative fuels.

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Yesterday I felt like one of those directors who's always rewriting the script on the set, while actors and cameramen and whatnot sit around twiddling their thumbs. I have so rewritten Alabaster: Wolves #5 that it's beginning to look like the original script only in its broad strokes. No one asked me to do this. My editor requested fairly minor changes. But, suddenly, a couple of weeks back, I decided that I could do a lot better. And that's what I'm trying to do. At the very last fucking minute, even as Steve draws #4, and Rachelle finishes coloring #3, and #2 is on the shelves, and #1 is on eBay, and...
Anyway, that's what I did yesterday. Today, I need to make an end to this. Complete this second version of the script so my editor can have it on Monday. Oh, and I also proofed the inked pages for #4 yesterday. Spooky sent a mountain of corrections for The Yellow Book (FREE with the limited edition of Confessions of a Five-Chambered Heart) to Subterranean Press, all to "Ex Libris," which we discovered, reading it aloud on Wednesday, was fairly riddled with mistakes.
And, also, production on the audiobook for The Drowning Girl: A Memoir is finally complete. It's thirteen hours long, and I'm having to listen through the whole thing, so that I can sign off on it before release. It's great be given genuine creative control on projects. Final say, et al. But I've only made it through about an hour and a half, so far. And I'm listening to it out of order. But, I have to tell you, hearing 7/7/7, I almost cried. Spooky, too. It's that good. I chose a very good reader.
Only eight days remaining until -08. Holy fucking fuck.
Last night, Spooky and I began reading The Return of the King. Poor Pippin has no idea what he's gotten himself into. I also spent about an hour and a half yesterday on a virtual jigsaw puzzle (yes, I finished it).
Gonna go take the blue pill now. I think, ironically, we call it Red Bull.
Superannuated,
Aunt Beast
- Location:Minas Tirith
- Mood:
head, meet sand - Music:Death Cab for Cutie, "I Will Possess Your Heart"
Today, I'm feeling better and off to Chicago this afternoon. For Chicago folks, I'll be reading at Women & Children First Bookstore tomorrow night (5/19) at 7:30PM (well to the north of downtown). http://www.womenandchildrenfirst.com/ev
Why yes this is a photo of Mark Robinette Kowal giving her talk at the Nebula's kick-off scotch tasting. To the left you can find John "I'm Tweeting This" Scalzi, who brought a ukelele and provided minutes of lovely background music.
To hear a ukelele solo, I need to return today. Which I will do, as soon as my Dayquil kicks in. Yes, Brian stayed home so as not to infect his elderly parents with his cold/flu.
Evidently, he delegated that task to me.
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You have been forewarned!
Also, I will be doing an r/Fantasy (that's Reddit) Ask Me Anything on June 5th. Questions may be posted all day in the appropriate thread, and I will answer them in the evening.
Because y'all don't get enough of a chance to listen to me babble...
- Mood:overwhelmed
- Music:the church carillon next door
- Thu, 12:37: Got three pages of The Sorcerer's Widow written last night. Better than nothing.
- Fri, 01:24: Got interviewed tonight. In theory, it'll eventually wind up on the SFWA podcast page and on WBAI in New York.

This picture came about cause I was tired of multiple aspects of visual representation of South Asian characters.
1) They all seem to be skinny
2) They're mostly pale & with generic(Euro) features
3) They all seem to wear sad excuses for saris that are basically Victorian underwear plus a bit of gauze
4) Steampunking them up seems to often involve adding leather while keeping markers that say these are period brahmins wtf
So I drew someone who could be my period cousin :)
She should get a story once I'm doing better. I know some of it, but need to do research.
Also her sari is anachronistic & will have to be made more period once I have done said research.
- Mood:
pleased
2) Perhaps I'm last to the party but I just read that the current issue of 10Flash Quarterly is its last. I'm sad that we're losing such a terrific flash magazine (especially since I was there partly to read and partly to look for upcoming issue themes), but I'm happy for K.C. that she's moving on to other opportunities that excite her.
3)
4) I've been Jewelry Girl this week, making a new bracelet for myself in celebration of acquiring and wearing the first above-the-knee skirt I've owned in decades. And I bought materials for a new choker necklace which I hope to make either this weekend or this coming Tuesday night at
5) Research for this autumn's trip continues apace. I really do need to do a proper post about this oncoming expedition--but that's for another time. But...trip planning--yay!
BONUS ITEM: 6) Had a wonderful lunch with
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If you’re in the DC area today, and you love science fiction and fantasy, you have a fantastic opportunity: Dozens of science fiction and fantasy authors are signing their works today at the Hyatt Regency Crystal City, from 5:30 to 7:30, in the hotel’s Independence Center. Writers signing books include this year’s newly-minted Grandmaster Connie Willis, Joe Haldeman, Mary Robinette Kowal, Jo Walton, Myke Cole, James Patrick Kelly, Rachel Swirsky, Ellen Kushner, Delia Sherman, Jack McDevitt, Diana Peterfreund, Geneveive Valentine, and many others, including yours truly. Need books? We’re selling them here. You have no reason not to come. At all!
See you there.
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This Big Idea post made me tear up a little. It’s partly because I’m a parent. But it’s mostly because of how Michelle Sagara explains how the understanding and kindness of the very young informed her new book Silence.
MICHELLE SAGARA:
This book is about its dedication:
This is for the girls:
Callie
Katie
Caroline
Molly
Alexandra
RadaWith thanks, with gratitude, although admittedly they might not understand why.
I am, as I often do, getting ahead of myself.
When I set out to write my first YA novel, I wrote it on spec. This came about because my Luna editor asked if I happened to have a finished YA novel just lying around (this is almost an exact quote). As I had two books due that calendar year, I emphatically did not have any finished novels, mostly finished novels, or even partially finished novels on my figurative desk.
But I had an idea for one that I’d been mulling over for some time. It was even a contemporary, which meant I had some hope of writing a novel that was short (for me). I’ve always been drawn to stories about grief, loss, and the ways in which people deal with both. I wanted to write a ghost story, from the point of view of a young woman who had just lost the first love of her life.
So I sat down to write Silence. I had some idea of who the protagonist was, but I often discover nuances of character while writing. The prologue and the first chapter were exactly what I envisioned. The second chapter started in the same smooth vein.
And then chapter two took an abrupt detour, veering in a direction that I hadn’t planned. I wrote:
At 8:10, at precisely 8:10, the doorbell rang.
“That’ll be Michael,” her mother said.
You could set clocks by Michael. In the Hall household, they did; if Michael rang the doorbell and the clock didn’t say 8:10, someone changed it quickly, and only partly because Michael always looked at clocks, and began his quiet fidget if they didn’t show the time he expected them to show.
Books have tone. They have voice. And I realized, as I paused at the end of that last paragraph, that I was about to veer wildly off-tone if I continued; that my careful, little paranormal would have an entirely different feel.
But I also suddenly understood where this new book was going. I understood, at that moment, who Emma was, and what had kept her moving during the almost crippling months of grief.
I knew that if I wrote this unexpected book, I was no longer writing a book that would be guaranteed to speak to the market – if any book can be said to do that with certainty – but I wanted to write this book. Because I could see the dedication, from that point on.
Let me explain why. I’ve had some experience with ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) as a parent. I’ve experienced the difficulties school can cause – even an incredibly supportive school, which we were lucky to have. I witnessed firsthand my oldest son’s inability to parse social cues, and to miss simple things like people saying “hi!” with enthusiasm – an enthusiasm that waned when he all but ignored them. He didn’t hear; they didn’t know he couldn’t.
We are terrified, as parents, for our children; we are terrified that they won’t fit in, they won’t find friends, they’ll be made fun of, they’ll be isolated. Because my oldest son was diagnosed ASD (Aspergers at the time) I was prepared for this, but not less terrified, and it broke my heart to know that my son was terribly lonely when I could see the children in his class trying very hard to make connections with him. If I was present, I could point them out – but I wasn’t going to be present for most of his school day.
He struggled through two years of kindergarten with some limited success, and then came the full day of grade one. And in grade one, he met the girls. Yes, those girls – the ones to whom the book is dedicated. The teacher treated my son as if his behaviour was normal for my son, and at six, children’s ideas of normative behaviour are very flexible. The girls took their cues from his teacher that year, and perhaps with a different teacher they would have picked up different cues. I don’t know.
What I do know is this: My son hated the noise of the stairwell and his class was on the third floor, so he was required to use the stairs. He almost always entered dead last, when the stairwell would be mostly empty. On this day, (half-way through the year) he was trudging up the stairs, and the stair monitor, a woman of middling years, shouted at him.
He failed to hear her, so she marched up the stairs and shouted in his ear. And he still failed to hear her; he pretty much tuned out all the noise until he left the stairwell. I started to approach the stair monitor to tell her as much, and stopped as a young girl with platinum blond hair caught her by the elbow.
“He can’t hear you, you know,” she told the woman. “He’s daydreaming. He always daydreams when he walks up the stairs.”
She was six years old. She was six years old and entirely fearless when it came to correcting a much older and much larger authority figure. And she had done so without prompting from anyone. My son, of course, didn’t even notice. But I did.
She was part of a group of friends, and they kept an eye out for my son. They also came to his birthday parties from grade one through grade six, although by that time three of them were no longer in the same school.
When my son was in grade three, we took karate together. Karate made us late, and one night there was a school open house, so we went directly from the dojo, in our gis, to the school. We entered his classroom and found two girls there, and my son approached one of them – in his karate outfit – and started to talk.
The other girl said, with a sneer, “As if we care about your stupid karate.” This is the type of reaction I feared, as a parent, especially given that ASD children can go on for an hour about any topic that engages their interest.
But the first girl turned to her friend and said, “Well, I do care.” And proceeded to talk with my son about his karate progress. She was, of course, one of the six.
Did they spend their whole days doing nothing but babysitting my son? No, of course not. They spent most of their time socializing with each other. But they continued to keep an eye out in all the little ways that made my son’s life easier. I’m not even certain, these many years later, that they would remember the incidents that I remember so clearly and so gratefully.
Michael appeared at Emma’s door at exactly 8:10 in the morning.
And I thought: Why not these girls? Books are written about shy outsiders or social outcasts all the time; books are written about mean girls just as frequently, and often books are a combination of these two extremes. And there is nothing wrong with that.
But why not these girls? Girls who were best friends and who supported each other (often by phone even in the early years) and who, while having lives entirely of their own also had the compassion to keep an eye on an awkward ASD child? It’s a paranormal, it’s contemporary, but why can’t the story be about girls like these?
Silence is that book.
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Read an excerpt (pdf link). Visit the author’s blog. Follow her on Twitter.
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Yes, I’ve seen this. And while my own position isn’t as extreme, I certainly sympathize.

From xkcd, of course.
For those who need it or haven’t seen it, my own position on Klout.
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Hey folks! If you’re reading this, I could use a hand. I need to know something for a story.
If you read the following lyrics, which ones do you immediately know the tune for, without thinking about it?
1) I went to California with a washpan on my knee…
2) Yippie-ki-yi yippie-yippie yay, yippie yay!
3) Buffalo gals, won’t you come out tonight?
Let me know which ones in comments. It’s okay if you know them all, or none of them. I need to know how recognizable these lyrics are. Thanks!
I grew up before the internet. I know, it existed. But it wasn’t a reality for me or most other people. We also had no cell phones, which resulted in a pretty much perpetual farce of missed connections and misunderstandings that we mostly don’t worry about anymore. It was a different time.
One thing we used to do a lot of, back in the 80′s, was writing in regular paper journals. Not blogs. Just paper. Private, handwritten journals are great for all of the things that blogs are not great at. You can write about your actual problems, you can keep your to-do lists, you can dabble in poetry, you can doodle. There are many things worth writing about that could not and should not be shared on the internet. I also find that writing by hand feels like a different activity, and activates a different part of my writing brain.
Lately, I’ve been keeping two journals. In one, at the end of the day, I write down what I’ve done. I started doing this because I was having a lot of days that seemed to get sucked into a vortex, and I would wonder where the time went and feel bad that I had not gotten more done. So now, when I get things done, I celebrate by noting it in my journal. If I cleaned the bathroom, I take credit for it. If I scoop the litterboxes, score! It just makes me feel better. I also try to note something about the day, particularly positive things. It’s just nice. I also write down all of those really cool story ideas that come to me when Writer Brain gets stuck on the novel and doesn’t want to do it anymore. Putting them some place I can find them again is a good compromise with the Writer Brain. I don’t journal in it every single day. I seem to go in spates.
My other journal is a moleskine where I keep writing related notes and doodles. Since reading Steal Like an Artist, I’ve been stealing a little something every day. Every day has something I can save and use later. One day, I wrote out the lyrics to a pop song. Another day, I copied out a descriptive scene from a book I was reading that worked well for me, and wrote some notes on why I liked it. Yet another day, I took plot notes from a book I was reading that I thought I could adapt for a different project, later. I expect I will also find opportunities to steal from life. People-watching at a cafe could give me some good character sketches (particularly in Ann Arbor!). I sometimes overhear conversations that are funny or suprising. Memories, too, can be “stolen” for use in stories. In short, there’s really no excuse not to engage in some kind of creative larceny each and every day in order to build up a dragon’s hoard of material for possible later use.
At the top of each page, I write in large capital letters what it is I’m stealing. DESCRIPTION. CHARACTER. FIGHT SCENE. And so forth. That will help me find my stolen treasure later when I might need it. Obviously, I don’t intend to copy the stolen property directly. But it’s very helpful to have something similar to look at when you’re writing a challenging bit of story. If I can flip through my notebook and review a couple of fight scenes, I can use them to decide how to block out my own fight scene, and remember what works for me and what doesn’t.
I think a lot of writers do this consciously or unconsciously with their memory. My memory doesn’t work that way. I’ve never known if it’s a bug or a feature, but when I read a book or watch a movie, the details go away as soon as it’s over. Very often, upon rewatch, I can’t remember how the story ends. On the one hand, it lets me enjoy my favorites over and over again. On the other hand, I am at a handicap compared to other writers who have easily memorized the stories, scenes, and much of the dialogue from their favorite stuff, and when they write a fight scene, they can easily call up examples. I can’t do it. Instead, most of what I write is reinventing the wheel. No wonder I’m so slow.
This notebook feels like something I’ve been waiting for my whole life. I only wish I’d thought of it sooner.
Considering the fact that I ALSO blog, AND keep a record of all of my food and exercise in my cell phone, my life is extremely well documented. Future Historians, you’re welcome!
Originally published at So Shiny. You can comment here or there.
So I read Chuck Wendig's Blackbirds. Which is being billed as urban fantasy, but which bears about as much resemblance to most urban fantasy as, say, Evil Dead bears to Saw. They're considered the same because the labels are too broad and too flawed, but they're very different creatures. And that? Is amazing.
Blackbirds is the story of Miriam Black, a girl who, by touching you, can bear witness to your death, whenever—and however—it might be destined to occur. Aneurism in five minutes or slow wasting away in fifty years, it don't matter. Death, like the honey badger, doesn't give a fuck, and Miriam, who can't control her powers, is trying her best not to give a fuck either. (Miriam is a lot like Rogue from the X-Men: embittered by a power she didn't ask for, trying to survive in a world that has every reason to shove her in front of the nearest semi.)
The story is simple: girl meets boy, girl foresees boy's death, girl is convinced that she can't change it, boy thinks girl is crazy, hilarity ensues. Only for "boy" read "trucker the size of a small mountain," and for "girl" read "psychopomp death-seer girl just trying to run the roads to her own extinction." I think Miriam would get along well with Rose Marshall; there's a lot about her world that feels like Rose's, but different, and in a wonderful way.
One of the fascinating things about this book is...well. Okay. So I was a really grumpy teenager, right? I felt alienated and lonely and like no one could possibly understand me except for my small group of like-minded friends. This turned into our "freaking the mundanes" phase, which not everyone goes through, but which I think most of us have at least seen. We used to sit on the community college quad at lunch (half my friends were students, the rest of us snuck over from the high school across the street) playing "Penis," where you just keep shouting "PENIS!" louder and louder until you crack up, so you can see the looks on people's faces.
Miriam is like that. Her life is one long game of Penis. She swears, she's inappropriately lewd (which is different from appropriately lewd, although she does that, too), she goes for the shock value, because she wants to keep people away. I think this book contained more instances of the word "fuck" than the unrated cut of Clerks. But here's the kicker:
Chuck Wendig isn't playing Penis with you.
He manages to write a protagonist who's all about the shock, but the book never feels like the author is trying to shock you. He's just telling you what happened. It's a travelogue of tragedy, and it's beautiful and terrible, and it couldn't have happened any other way.
Miriam is a damaged protagonist, and her story is a damaged story, and I loved it. It's like the bastard child of American Gods, Sparrow Hill Road, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and you should check it out if you like these things.
Really.
- Mood:
thoughtful - Music:Dar Williams, "I Am the One Who Will Remember Everything."
Here’s my selection of interesting (and sometimes amusing) posts about writing from the last week:
Description:It's more than a visual (Kathryn Craft)
What the heck are queries good for, anyway? (Juliette Wade)
Shutting Down, In a Good Way (Cassie Alexander)
The “Brutal” 2000-Word Day (Kristine Kathryn Rusch)
Editing Clauses in Publishing Contracts (Victoria Strauss)
Expressing Thought-Reactions in Fiction (Jodie Renner)
Virtual Safeguards (Lynn Viehl)
7 Bad Habits of Successful Authors (Rachelle Gardner)
Revise/Resubmit Requests (Jane Lebak)
The Esspresso Book Machine [Not a blog post, but an interesting glimpse of the future]
by way of Bart Palamaro
Amazon's knock-off problem (Stephen Gandel)
by way of Gary Frank
If you have a particular favorite among these, please let the author know (and me too, if you have time). Also, if you've a link to a great post that isn't here, feel free to share.
If you found these useful, you may also like my personal selection of the most interesting blog posts from 2011, and last week’s list.
- Mood:
cheerful
( Today. )
Incremental progress.
- Location:Postgrad room
- Mood:
determined - Music:Andy humming a variation on the Mission Impossible theme
Here's a quick snippet:
...I just planned to do it all: work the day job during the day, write my fiction at lunchtime, and write my PhD thesis at night. I could finish the thesis within a year, and have that PhD diploma to make me officially a success. Easy-peasy!
Well. Guess how long that plan worked out?
I think it was on the second night of my new schedule that I started crying helplessly when I sat down at my computer, completely overwhelmed. That was when I realized that I’d made a fatal error...
You can read my full blog entry here. I'd love to read comments either there or here! (Although of course if you want to enter the giveaway, you should make sure to post your comment there!)
After some deliberation, I am calling an Open Dinner in Austin, Texas next Monday, May 21st. We'll meet at the Hyde Park & Grill at their original location on Duval Street, at 6:30 pm. Please let me know here in comments if you'll be attending, as headcount can be something of an issue there.
See some, all or none of you there.
( Under cut for medical and digestive TMI. Seriously. You have been warned. )

Leaves in the Oregon forest. © 2006, 2012, Joseph E. Lake, Jr.
The current photo series is from my 'favorites' file, hence the dates jumping about

This work by Joseph E. Lake, Jr. is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
History's first prank phone call was way back in ... 1884? — (Via
How Facebook Saved Us from Suburbia — Research suggests social networks remedy the isolation of modern life.
Columbus' arrival linked to carbon dioxide drop — By sailing to the New World, Christopher Columbus and other explorers who followed him may have set off a chain of events that cooled Europe’s climate.
Tiny deep-sea life eats meals from dinosaur era — Populations of incredibly slow-living microbes live and feed in depths of Pacific.
Discovered: The turtle the size of a SmartCar - which would have hunted crocodiles in prehistoric lakes
?otd: What town are you talking about?
5/18/2012
Writing time yesterday: 0.0 hours (brain break)
Body movement: 30 minute stationary bike ride
Hours slept: 7.0 (solid)
Weight: n/a
Currently reading: Light Breaker by Mark Teppo
A short, but very fun evening tonight at the Nebula Weekend 2012. I took the afternoon off work, got myself cleaned up and then headed over to the Nebula Awards hotel, the Hyatt in Crystal City, a short walk from my office, which was particularly convenient. I found my way down to registration and immediately ran into Alethea Kontis and Nancy Fulda, talking with Lawrence Schoen and Tom Doyle. We chatted for a few minutes and while we chatted, Joe and Gay Haldeman walked up to say hello to the group. I immediately stood and offered my seat to Gay but they were moving on and she insisted I sit backdown. Despite my best efforts, I am still a big fanboy at heart.
Registration opened and I got to chat with the volunteers at the registration desk, including Bill Lawhorn and Steven Silver. Steven kindly pointed out that I’d forgotten to order Kelly’s meal for the banquet, but equally kindly corrected my oversight.
I chatted for a while with Nancy Fulda, who had huffed her way over to the event from Germany. We then found a quiet spot in the bar so that I could interview her for SF Signal. I was a little nervous because I haven’t done too many interviews and because this was the first one I was recording (using the voice recorder on my iPhone), but it all worked out well. Nancy answered my halting questions like a pro and I’m not just saying that–you’ll get to see for yourself when the interview is posted.
Later, I found my way up to the hospitality suite on the 18th floor, and was amused to discover I could see my office building from there. “Which one is it?” someone asked.
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One of my favorite authors, Ann (AC) Crispin, has announced she’s been fighting cancer. The chemo appears to be working, which is fantastic, but the chemo has been going on for months already and is expected to continue through the summer. This means her Starbridge book sales are basically her only income this year.
I’ve mentioned STARBRIDGE before on this blog. I vividly remember reading the first book, mostly because I’d seen it several times in the bookstore and never bought it, because I didn’t like the cover very much (it was a Boris Vallejo, so it’s probably some kind of sin for me to say I didn’t like it, but meh, never really got behind the Vallejo work). Anyway, but Dad checked it out from the library for me and since I now *had* it, of course I read it.
And I loved it. I adored it. It’s about a young woman who is part of humanity’s first contact with new alien species, and who eventually helps to establish the Starbridge Academy, where young people of all species can go to school and learn to work together and be ambassadors to new cultures and worlds. For a 15 year old SF/F reader it was complete wish fulfillment stuff. I *loved* it. Love love love love loved it.
I don’t remember if other books were out by then or if they came out and I snatched them up with gleeful abandon every time they did, but she wrote more and more books in the series, all with collaborators. I liked them all. I loved some of them, loved them as much as the original StarBridge novel: most particularly SILENT DANCES and SILENT SONGS, with Kathleen O’Malley. The SILENT Starbridge books are about a deaf Native American girl whose ambassadorship is to a world where the natives are avians, and honestly, those two books are on my Desert Island list.
I already had great plans to be a writer by that age, of course, and I sent Ann a letter asking for advice. She wrote back a 4 page yellow pad letter with red pen and big fat loopy handwriting, full of stories and enthusiasm and advice and encouragement. I’ve still got it somewhere, but even if I didn’t I would never, ever forget that she took the time to do that for a teenage kid. Fifteen or seventeen years or so later I had URBAN SHAMAN published, and although I knew there was no chance at all she would remember having written to me way back when, I sent her a copy, and a letter explaining how she’d been so kind and generous to me so many years earlier, and thanking her for it all.
The incredibly bizarre and wonderful thing is that we’ve been in communication on and off ever since. Last year, when she announced that the Starbridge books were going to be e-released, I warned her that if they did well enough I was going to pitch a Starbridge idea to her myself, which prospect she met with enthusiasm (she also mentioned there was a third SILENT book planned, and wisted a moment over some of the unexplored potential of the Starbridge universe, so I don’t think she was *just* being polite :)).
So on a completely selfish note, of course, I’d like the books to do well enough to justify getting to write one with her someday, but on a much more important note, Ann is a terrific woman, a wonderful writer, and this is basically the best possible time for you to buy the books. The first 5 have been released and Ann is working on the last two between her chemo and PT and everything, so…yeah.
*goes to buy some books*
(x-posted from the essential kit)